Monday, September 27, 2010

Joke Monday TODAY: Lawyer Jokes

Its Monday and we all need a good laugh.For my first Joke Monday I'll post some lawyer jokes. They have money so they wont get injured feelings about it.

1. A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

2. How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?
A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets

3.  How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

Well, that's it for Joke Monday. Now I'm probably going to go get hurt in a car wreck and no lawyer will help me sue for damages. :(
I'll be back with my cichlid part 3 later today, keep an eye out

21 comments:

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  2. No doubt, straight under a rock, beat that, wins everytime. Cave power, damn :D

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  3. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  4. Dude, when ya gonna post some new stuff?

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  5. Lawyers jokers r always great.
    keep posting.

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  6. Great post man. Keep in touch... Look forward to more.

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  7. How can someone defend a criminal who is a REAL criminal beyond a doubt?

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